All right, this one is extraordinary. It is not driftwood. I did not paint this!  This board came from an antique home in Newburyport, Massachusetts. This home was built in the 1700s so this board most likely was alive in the 1600s. Painted dozens and dozens of times the chippy patina of all these different colors are fantastic.

This piece is 37 inches long and 7 inches wide. Signed, dated, hardware ready to hang.